There are too many inspirational and motivational public speakers in the world. Indeed, it’s a well-known true fact that these days the only reason people go on sailing courses, sail round the world or jump into a pedalo is so that they can then call themselves “life coaches,” build a career out of motivational public speaking and claim their sailing expenses against tax.
If you’ve had enough of all this aspirational clap-trap about team building, incessant tosh about “challenges,” pushing yourself to the limit, and not to mention “pushing out the envelope” - whatever that means - book me. You
won’t learn a thing: that’s a promise, in fact a commitment. But we’ll all have fun and a night of laughter to remember.
Whenever I talk I also ask guests to make a donation to www.gaincharity.org.uk.
I have two tariffs:
Tariff A: “Not as much as you might think.”
Tariff B: “You can afford it – by the way, that’s an estimate, not a firm quote.”
CORPORATE TEAM BUILDING PROGRAMMES: The Personal Approach
These take place on our extensive fleet of one Sailfish. Our holistic team-building programmes have a unique and exclusive one-on-one format – cos there isn’t any more space on a Sailfish. Our mission statement: “There is an ‘I’ in team…but just one.”
FEES: PRICE ON APPLICATION
CATERING: Bring your own, and something for me (I don’t like tomatoes).
TERMS & CONDITIONS: No Morris Dancers or Folk Singers
For more information contact my agent (that’s me) at info@impracticalboatowner
Tel: +44 (0)1621 854978
Mob: +44 (0)7956 501873